Testicleses
Testicleses , was a Greek god and hero to many, but awesome to all. In fact he was so awesome he once found Nemo and saved the little bitch from drowning in a matter of 2 weeks. His family included his mother, Athena, his father, Jason Bourne, his brother, god, his sister, Cthulu, and his wife, that chicken from the garden of eden, and his two sons, Randy Orton, and the Trix rabbit, and finally his pet rhinoceros, billy. In legend it is said that whoever pissed testicleses off would face the Rath of Billy's horn, in simplified terms you'do get ass raped by a rhino's horn. Testicles lived a long live but was murdered by his son Randy Orton, he taught Randy the RKO but Randy used it against him in WWE raw because why the hell not? He saved nemo, dory, he fixed the mad hatter, and kicked many cock juggling thunder cunt's balls. That's about it.
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