Terror Tee
Several millennia ago, there existed a fiend, born from the evil of man, who's cryptic form was the very embodiment of darkness. Those who have seen his true form have described him as slender, well over 12 feet tall, with dark skin, a crooked nose, a pitch black cloak made entirely of hate, darkness, and oil, and cackles a laugh that resonates with a force that can bring people to become atheist, lose faith in their government, and even diminish one's sense of pride. This man... nay, creature, has been at war with humanity since it first set foot into our earthly realm. Time and time again, he would seek out a world leader and personally wage war against him. Thankfully, Terror lacks the ability to manipulate our world with his own hands. He can harm no leader, but no leader can harm terror. So, the leaders who Terror declares war against (most recently George W. Bush) are forced to sit on the sidelines while their soldiers fight against the minions of Terror, in the hope of breaking through their defenses and striking a lethal blow at Terror itself. Many leaders kept the existence of Terror a secret. Many have been led to believe that Terror is an emotion, that "terrorists" are people (often groups) who make people feel "terrified", and that Terror is in no way a tangible force. President George W. Bush is the first leader in recent history who felt it important to tell the world the truth, and officially declared his "War on Terror".
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.