Terrans Tee
bleh, i can find all my books except the starcraft ones, anyway, the jist of it is that in the distant future, most of the inhabitable places in the galaxy have been put under human control, and they know of no other intelligent species in the universe, so, the UED (united earth directorate) goes on a mission to cleanse the world of all of the criminals, causing the most widescale genocide i nthe history of the earth, killing billions, and when there were few enough left, they were imprisoned. The government, however, wanted to do a study to find other planets that could be considered inhabitable, so before all of the criminals on earth died in a cell, the scientists took apporiximately a million or something, put them on three ships, one with the most advanced comm system in the history of mankind, and launched them off asleep (you'd think they'd learn from australia that they'd find land they'd want back). The lead ship, however, malfunctioned, and veered of course, without the advanced cpu leading them, the other two ships, completely unmanned, except for the computer on the first ship leading them, veered as well, for what was guessed to be a few hundred years, one ship landed on one planet, one on another and so on, all within the same galaxy, and the survivors found themselves on inhabitable planets (except for one where they all died, there were actually 5 or so but some died and one landed on the same planet as another). at first these people, later to be dubbed "Terrans" had no idea of the other civilizations, until they grew to space superpowers, at which time they found their brethren, rejoiced, and then the biggest colony started waring with them. this was short lived however, because as they would soon find out, a grand plan had the Terrans and the Zerg and Protoss (failed attempts at playing god by the Xel' Naga) meeting in a grand battle to shake the stars.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.