telsche Tee
A Telsche is a super funny, kind, weird idiot. She speaks so much you need to tell her breathe every once in a while. She eats… a lot. Normally found in the kitchen or on her horse. She is short… but you know… dynamite comes in small packages I guess. Blonde hair blue eyes the typical beach babe but doesn’t live at the beach… but goes to the beach for holidays… every holiday… has a 1-3 best friends. But her closest one is an introvert, but when they’re together they are too much to handle (two halves of a whole idiot), and looks almost the same as her (blonde hair, blue eyes) … they’ve been friends since either they were born or since second grade. Oh yes and they either live in different countries but still keep contact every single day and go to the beach together on holiday or they live supppppper close and still go to the beach together on holiday. A Telsche can also be found playing a sport that girls normally don’t play, like pool/poker or fuzz ball. One more other thing before you think she is an angel… she would have some or other weapon with her… either one she created or just a kitchen knife. Don’t mess with her when she is hungry or else you shall never see the light of day!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex