Technoblade
Technoblade is a pig known for recording himself virtually beating up little children in exchange for skywars coins. He also Loves to steal presents from orphans Despite being an animal with ~6 CPS he is extremely good at PvP. He likes to call everyone a nerd to hide the fact that he is one himself and he also constantly advertises his YouTube channel by saying "Subscribe to Technoblade". A list of notable things he's done: -Gotten a 1400 winstreak in Hypixel Bedwars. (no evidence of him hacking has been found) -Both won a 1v1 against Hypixel and Skeppy -Beaten Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel -Won the prize for world's hottest elbows -Has Won Minecraft Monday Multiple Times -Has Pig Rank +++ He has almost 1.5 million subscribers on YouTube despite hardly ever uploading any videos. His current goal is to get 10 million subscribers on YouTube Technoblade: "Subscribe to Technoblade" Smart 9-year old: "No" #technoblade#pig#youtuber#skywars#minecraft
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |