Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.