take a moment, count my guap
Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on Ayy Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy Count my guap, count my guap Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know) I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne) I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc) Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah) Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah) Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch') If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah) Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo) Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah) Money sit long, it's elastic I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars) I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah) I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |