T-Stud Tee

(n.)Is an endangered species with an unknown classification (most likely a reptile). There are only a few T-Stud's left on this planet, and they are all males. You will know if you come in contact with a T-Stud because of its apperence and its distinct smell. It usually wears a white Billabong sweatshirt,has an extremely tan body,has blue eyes, and has an obvious calic on the front of scalp. A T-Stud's scent is an unusual odd odor of grapes, and can be smelled from long distances, such as 150 meters away. So if u recognize the smell of a T-Stud, or see one, do not come in contact with it! This is an endangered species, and we don't want it to come in contact with any unnecessary things. Another reason you may want to avoid one is because a T-Stud has a 50% chance of carrying rabies. If bitten, seek immediate help. To avoid a T-Stud, just find an obvious hiding spot outside of his boundries (which i will tell you about later), and you are guarentted safty. If you are not near a boundry line of a T-Stud, just cover yourself with a blanket. If you are covered by a blanket, don't hide to long, or it will find you in about an hour. A T-Stud reproduces asexualy, and its habitats (boundries) consist of the Everglades, Ramsey New Jersey, and Ecuador. A T-Stud's hobbies are listenong to Dream On by Aerosmith, playing the game sardines, and hanging out with his cat Dana. It is illegal to keep a T-Stud as a pet. A T-Stud's diet consists of cookie dough, breakfast burrito hot pockets,philly cheese steak lean pockets, chef boyardine, and colyflower. His favorite beverage is yahoo and v8. The transportation for a T-Stud consists of a bike called "the yellow shit" that has no brakes and is only ridden by a T-Stud. IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING REGARDING THIS ENDANGERED CREATURE, PLEASE CALL A LOCAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH CENTER. WE NEED AS MUCH INFORMATION AS WE CAN GET TO CONTINUE OUR QUEST ON FINDING OUT ABOUT THE MYSTICAL CREATUIRE.....T-Stud. Credit to those who helped define T-Stud: Taylor (creator of this definition), Brendan (founder of a T-Stud), Brian (came up with chef boyardine and yellow shit), Kevin (founder of a T-Stud), Charlie (some fat guy), and of course, Austin (T-Stud).