Sydney Tee
Sydney is long for Syd. Sydney is the sweetest girl you'll ever know and is exemplary of the perfect, preppy, Catholic white girl from VA. However, you can't forget her East Texas, smokin' hot, badass mofo side. Who was the first one to break the 'no texting in class' rule? Sydney. If you are Irish or observe Irish customs, she's the one who invented Irish dancing. She's a genius who's as boastful as Usain Bolt is humble. If you ever compliment her, she'll be sure to deny it. Sydney was offered a $50 Million dollar contract from Barcelona to play soccer, but she didn't want to embarrass Messi on international tv. How much do you bench? Not as much as Sydney. When she flexes her arm you die a little inside and are forced to ask yourself "Do you even lift?" Her athleticism is unmatched; her quickness is unparalleled. But, her figure is still flawless, not like any of those jacked female Olympic swimmers. In actuality, Sydney is a goddess reincarnated. The second you catch a glimpse of her you'll never forget her dazzling green/hazel eyes, perfect skin, or hypnotizing smile. You'll never forget to brush your teeth and shower in the morning because of the off-chance that you might be lucky enough to meet a Sydney.
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨