Swine Influenza Tee
Based on expirence, swine flu is basically a regular flu except you get to take a full week off of school/work and nobody will come near you. If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients. Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such. The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills. If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask. NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day