Swamp Dyke

A title that almost at once invokes it's own definition in your imagination upon hearing a swamp dyke is a very dirty and unkept often severely undereducated lesbian caked in filth and prone to lude slurs. The most advanced of there kind sport semblances of a mullet though more commonly are known to shear their locks on the rare instances they come upon anything sharp enough to do so in their native swampy habitats. They seldom are known to leave their muddy lairs except to restock their horde of Pap's Blue Ribbon. In such instances they rub their genitals on various fauna along the way in order to keep from getting lost essentially leaving a strongly scented musty trail of "breadcrumbs" to find there way back home.