SUV
An overgrown station wagon,normally occupied by one of the following... assholes,scumbags,douche bags and the usual dumb fucking cunt with a cell phone jammed in her ear and her precious little fuck remnants in the back.You can usually find these fucking zeroes in your rear view mirror,riding up someones ass,landing in ditches,rolling over and generally being driven by the typical asshole in the categories above.You have to be a real fucking moron to get sucked in by the car mfr.bullshit advertising for these useless pieces of shit.Unless it's for military,service or rough terrain usage,there's no fucking reason why these assholes need these shitwagons.I have to hear these fuckwads moan on the news when they have to shell out $55 to gas up these pieces of shit. Too bad,asshole..pay up.I had the personal pleasure last year on 2 separate occasions of seeing 2 of these assholes in ford explorers getting their asses beat,one on the highway and the other at an exit ramp.I witnessed the cocksucker at the exit ramp,moments before,driving like a reckless asshole on the highway and pushing people out of the way.The fuckwad got what he deserved,moaning like a little bitch when he got his ass ripped.Take boxing lessons asshole."The bigger the suv, the smaller the pecker"Now,go roll the fuck over.
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