Sutter Creek

The Jewel of the Mother Lode. Which isn't saying much. Its population is about 2000. It's located smack-dab in the middle of Ass County, Assachusetts, USA. The 'A' in USA just stands for more ass. (It's definitely not from Amador County nope nope no sir-ee) There is a shitty school nearby. It's called Amador High School. It mainly consists of: - An entire army of (shitty) football players who like to point at girls and go, "ayyyy she got double d's" - An entire army of 4' 11" girls who keep pulling their leggings up in an attempt to appear sexy but it just looks like they're giving themselves a wedgie - Our lord and savior Cella - weird drama kids - weird band kids - Those couples that stand in the middle of the hall and kiss when you're trying to go to fucking Geometry class - A clowder of emos who call themselves nonbinary catgirls - A bunch of country boys probably named Travis or something that call everything gay - Weird horse girls (hurr durr) - Trailer park trash - People who don't have computers at home - People who'd risk their lives to film Tiktoks - People whose entire lives revolve around goats And more! Come experience this at Amador County (and get peacefully drunk with fellow grandmas/grampas xoxo)