Super Trash Brothers Tee
A variation of the beloved child's game "Super Smash Brothers." RULES: 1. A multiplayer game is set up with at least 2 humans and 2 computers (all four players must be active regardless of the number of human players). 2. The hit damage ratio must be set at it's highest point (200% for N64 and 2.0 for Game Cube). 3. All computer players must be randomly selected and set at level 9.0 (highest level). 4. The level must be randomly chosen. 5. Set the game mode to STOCK and choose 99 lives. 6. Every time your character loses a life (suicides included) you must take a sip of your beer (minimum 1 oz). 7. If the crowd (in the game) chants the name of your opponent, drink for 5 seconds. 8. No pausing ever! This includes getting fresh beer and bathroom breaks. 9. If you get knocked out first, you must finish every open beer on the table (or floor or wherever they are). 10. If the computer wins, everyone must chug a full beer immediately with no hesitation and no stalling. Any stalling results in a full beer penalty and a shunning from the next game.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means