Submerged Soviet Chainsaw

If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.