stupid

Here are some ways of calling someone 'stupid': A Few Clowns Short of a Circus A Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal An Experiment in Artificial Stupidity A Few Beers Short of a Six-Pack Dumber Than a Box of Hair A Few Peas Short of a Casserole Doesn't Have All Her Cornflakes in One Box The Wheel's Spinning, But the Hamsters Dead One Fruit Loop Shy of a Full Bowl One Taco Short of a Combination Plate A Few Feathers Short of a Whole Duck All Foam, No Beer The Cheese Slid Off Her Cracker Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel Couldn't Pour Water Out of a Boot With Instructions on the Heel He Fell Out of the Stupid Tree and Hit Every Branch on the Way Down An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools As Smart as Bait Chimney's Clogged Doesn't Have All His Dogs on One Leash Doesn't Know Much but Leads the League in Nostril Hair Elevator Doesn't Go All the Way to the Top Floor Forgot to Pay Her Brain Bill Her Sewing Machine's Out of Thread His Antenna Doesn't Pick Up All the Channels His Belt Doesn't Go Through All the Loops If She Had Another Brain, It Would be Lonely Missing a Few Buttons on His Remote Control No Grain in the Silo Proof That Evolution Can Go in Reverse Receiver is off the Hook Several Nuts Short of a Full Pouch Skylight Leaks a Little Slinky's Kinked Surfing in Nebraska Too Much Yardage Between the Goal Posts Not the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer The Lights are on, but Nobody's Home 24 Cents Short of a Quarter