Stuart Pot (2D from Gorillaz)

Blue haired stick boi. No eyeballs because of Pickle man (Murdoc Niccals), and jesus christ does this man have brain damage. For example, when he was like 10, he fell out of a tree and all of his hair fell out, and when it grew back, it was blue. Bam double whammy blue hair and brain damage. Then, he got hit in his left eye with a car because of Murdoc, therefor giving him one eightball fracture and putting him into a coma sort of state. Bam double whammy x2, one demon eye and more brain damage. After that Murdoc was sentenced to like 30,000 hours of community service (like almost 3 years), and caring for the poor blue haired stick boi for 10 hours a week. As you can probably tell that ended him up doing donuts in a parking lot and ultimately crashing into something and Stu literally flew out the front window and lost his other eye. Ow. Bam double whammy x3 combo, more brain damage and a new set of demon eyes. ALSO 2D'S VOICE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER CHANGE MY MIND