Strider

someone who does one or more of the following: lies, makes up excuses about not wearing the right shoes,has bad acne, is a pimple, takes bigger than neccasary dips of tobacco, a can of chew or chew in general, bangs 13 year olds, over exagerates, shows up at your house uninvited, is short, is a foster child, has a uncut penis, has smegma, steals cars, wrecks cars, smells bad, has smelly shoes, stays at your house for three months, likes asians, cheats on his girlfreind, wrecks on a bike, "comes home swingin'", doesnt really get shot buy their mom, fucks a girl in a tent, doesnt cum after 2 hours of sex, gets drunk, almostgets alcohol poisoning, has friends named travis and steven, or just generally fucks up.