Stranana Tee
A delicious hybrid fruit stemming from the genetic makeup of Strawberries and Bananas. Its outward appearance is that of a regular Banana with a pinkish hue. When you peel back the skin, you are met with an ingenious blend that looks like a Strawberry but has the texture of a Banana and tastes like both. Made by crossing Strawberries, Bananas, and electricity, you'll have nothing short of an orgasm in your mouth when you try Strananas. SIDEFFECTS: You should stop eating strananas and seek medical attention if you experience any of the following: fever, itchy eyes, rash, upset stomach, flu like symptoms, shivers, blurred vision, perfuse sweating, diarrhea, nausea, indigestion, hearing loss (temporary or permanent), hallucinations, loss of one or many teeth, chronic nose bleeds, blindness, anal discharge, an erection lasting more than eight hours, numbness in extremities, loss of consciousness, heart failure, cardiac arrest, minor coma, narcolepsy, epilepsy, paranoia, slight to mild retardation, parkinsense disease, leukemia, brain tumors, liver failure, kidney failure, or sudden loss of life. NOTE: The FDA has not yet approved this product for use by any individuals other than those on death row.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My niece laughed and loves her custom shirt.
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
I love it I bought me and my family some
Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>
Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.