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Stop flying? I don’t flying. Stop driving? Done. Walk in the winter? I plan on it and have done it before. Why? Because I’m not a sickly and fail old bitch with a deformed daughter. Elon Musk paid to be the listed as the founder of Tesla and doesn’t own any of the pattens (aside from a car door, the charging port, and the body of the car (which is shoddy craftsmanship according to a mechanic on TikTok) ), is the nepotistic offspring of a millionaire, is likely a neurotic micro-manager, is not an engineer or a scientist, and is, in fact, an unfeeling, empathy devoid crippy-crappable who instructed his employees to work around the unconscious corpses of overworked employees, and harassed and sued a white blower for coming forward to talk about the conditions there, and he fucked Johnny Depp’s wife. The wife of someone he called a friends. If a guys wife is even mulling over the idea of fucking ME (and not the other way around) I’m treated like a piece of shit. But when he does the thing I didn’t actually do, he’s not a piece of shit!? How are people who actually do the things I talk about doing being treated better than I am!? (Thanks some more news)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
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XS | 27" | 16½" |
S | 28" | 18" |
M | 29" | 20" |
L | 30" | 22" |
XL | 31" | 24" |
2XL | 32" | 26" |
3XL | 33" | 28" |
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XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |