Stephen Hawking Tee
To Stephen Hawking is to rectally ingest heroin by way of an opiate enema. A traditional Stephen Hawking consists of soaking a tampon in a White China/water blend (one should stay hydrated while traversing the universe) and simply inserting it into the rectum. Hawkinging is known to start with lower body paralysis while leading to a cationic/drooling state. Hawkinging is aptly named due to the heroin crossing through a "black hole" and then taking one to a different dimension. Often practiced in a wheelchair with Cosmos or Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background, Stephen is alleged to prefer Jim Carey movies or N.W.A. Hawkinging has led to many similar methods such as the "Uranus" or "downer dog" where one assumes downward dog and has liquid heroin dripped into the anus. In order to relate to Hawkining, heroin must cross "the event horizon" through the "black hole". This is why "Sheening the Sphincter" falls under the Hawkinging umbrella despite the heroin being taken in powder form. Hawkinging's alleged cultural impacts include the Phillip Seymour Hoffman's passing due to "black tar" substitution and Ted Cruz's smile.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..