STDV Tee

Located in Milford, Pennsylvania, STDV (refered to as Delaware Valley High School by administration and some staff,) STDV is the high school we all saw on CNN last year for the astonishing increase of STD's and pregnancies. Over half of the student body contracted one form of an STI, while there were four accounts of HIV. Every other girl (and every four guys) spends their weekends making babies. In 2007, 24 girls were inpregnated. In 2008, 18 girls were inpregnated. In 2009, so far 6 girls have been impregnated. POPULATION RATE: In the form of stereotype 25%: JOCK 20%: SLUT/MANWHORE 20%: EMO 15%: GANGSTER 10%: POTHEAD 5%: SKATOR 5%: OTHER OTHER= people with no friends, people who vary so much that they can't fall under a stereotype, people who are creepers, and so on. STDV is a great school and if every person in the world attended it, about 4% of the world population would have intelligence.