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staten islandd kidsss Tee

if you asked somebody in staten island to describe guys and girls that live on the island they it wouldnt be surprising if they said this: Girls: 1. Mostly of Italian nationality 2. Sluts, whores, bitches, hoes, skanks 3. Have tanning passes to all the tanning salons 4. Get their nails done (preferably tips) 5. Have guido boyfriends 6. Walk arolund like they own the place with thier short mini jean skirts and their hair either starightened or scrunched 7. Have at least one piercing mostly on bellybutton 8. Drink uncontrollably 9. Act obnoxious around guys just so they can have attention 10. Have the famoous staten island accent 11. You can tell right away where they are from 12. Snobby and mean Boys: 1. The Italian guidos 2. Spiky hair...tan...built body...wax eyebrows...manicures and peticures 3. You can call them "metrosexuals" 4. Very into themselves 5. Think they are black sometimes 6. Act liuke they are the only guy on staten island so they have to hook up with every girlon the island in one week 7. Dress very nicely : pink shirts anyone??? 8. Usually have an earring in their left ear (or is it right??) no its definitely left 9. Have slutty girlfriends and only lie them becsaue of what they give them Anyway you can see how staten island kids are but thats ok cuz im one of them you would ususally hear a staten isaldn person saying: 1. Yo 2. Mad sick/cool 3. Thats dope 4. What up 5. whats poppin 6. new "yawk" 7. Wharta (water) 8. Not pronuncing their R'S at the end of words 9. um goin out wit this girl tanite 10. u goin to da farrell dance tanite 11. How about them ladiess Youw ill usually see the girls walking around with coach bags and fendi bags and ugg boots and the guys with their ferrari cars and pimped out clothes and jewelry also there is alottt of DRAMAAAAAA You may be thinkin that si people are madd rich??? well some of them are and some of them ACT!! like they are i love staten isalnd though<333

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
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True to size fit
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8
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