staten islandd kidsss tee

if you asked somebody in staten island to describe guys and girls that live on the island they it wouldnt be surprising if they said this: Girls: 1. Mostly of Italian nationality 2. Sluts, whores, bitches, hoes, skanks 3. Have tanning passes to all the tanning salons 4. Get their nails done (preferably tips) 5. Have guido boyfriends 6. Walk arolund like they own the place with thier short mini jean skirts and their hair either starightened or scrunched 7. Have at least one piercing mostly on bellybutton 8. Drink uncontrollably 9. Act obnoxious around guys just so they can have attention 10. Have the famoous staten island accent 11. You can tell right away where they are from 12. Snobby and mean Boys: 1. The Italian guidos 2. Spiky hair...tan...built body...wax eyebrows...manicures and peticures 3. You can call them "metrosexuals" 4. Very into themselves 5. Think they are black sometimes 6. Act liuke they are the only guy on staten island so they have to hook up with every girlon the island in one week 7. Dress very nicely : pink shirts anyone??? 8. Usually have an earring in their left ear (or is it right??) no its definitely left 9. Have slutty girlfriends and only lie them becsaue of what they give them Anyway you can see how staten island kids are but thats ok cuz im one of them you would ususally hear a staten isaldn person saying: 1. Yo 2. Mad sick/cool 3. Thats dope 4. What up 5. whats poppin 6. new "yawk" 7. Wharta (water) 8. Not pronuncing their R'S at the end of words 9. um goin out wit this girl tanite 10. u goin to da farrell dance tanite 11. How about them ladiess Youw ill usually see the girls walking around with coach bags and fendi bags and ugg boots and the guys with their ferrari cars and pimped out clothes and jewelry also there is alottt of DRAMAAAAAA You may be thinkin that si people are madd rich??? well some of them are and some of them ACT!! like they are i love staten isalnd though<333

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

  • Soft, lightweight everyday tee
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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