starburst

"Starburst" refers to a rare phenomenon,that blights misfortunate female adult film actresses. With the advent of "monstor cock" movies, the starburst has become a growing albeit still rare problem. A starburst is the painful consequence of a pornstar having either their vag or ring visciously split open by an enormous penis. The risk is magnified if 2 members enter one entrance in a double donging. Fisting is also a cause of intra pubic fissures. What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency? Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!: 1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole 2. PLACE an ice pack on said area 3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing 4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes. 5. KILL time by having a wank