Stacked's Law

An equation to determine your state of hammeredness. The equation reads as %s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where s = how shitfaced you are a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents. c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes) t = time in hours that you've been drinking This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are. So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours. %s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk. So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay. How bout over 15 minutes? %s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.