st. pauls

~if u are not accepted to sp its because ur family doesnt own a jeep, ~ur webshots document ur life (if u dont have them u obviously have no friends), ~"going up the hill" is code for "going to the bathroom to fix the hair and apply the makeup, then panting up 8 million steps to the lunch room where u strut ur stuff down the isle and guys stare like they've never seen a girl before". ~lax is a must; if u dont play it (or at least go to the games every weekend) ur life has no point ~spirit dance is a big makeout fest and if ur not grinding with the nearest person than u shouldnt be there ~girls get rides with random people who have the newest jeep up the hill every morning to prayers where they sit there and pretend to sing with the faculty. ~fake tanner and fake blonde hair is part of the dress code. ~where guys are welcome in every class as long as mrs. blackman aprroves of their hottness ~a normal meal consists of bbq doritos and a popsicle ~where preparation for putting on the hits starts in september ~there is a compitition to see who can have the shortest, tightest and most ass bearing skirt in the school ~where leaving campus to go to panera is more common than breathing ~where the varsity lax teams beat EVERYONE EVERY year ~and field hockey is second only to nothing ~where the universal away message is "out...call cell" ~no one makes plans on thursday because of the oc ~where popping the collar of a pink ralph lauren polo is not an option.