St. George

St. George is like any other city in utah... Full of mormons. If you aren't mormon.. you'll be looked like you're black. That's another thing, black people are about as hard to come by as a shooting star. Polygamists are regular sites to be seen at Costco. They usually have 10 kids with them, and those ten kids are each carrying a baby. They can be commonly seen buying 10 gallon containers of mayonaise and a cart full of toilet paper. The city is full of: A) emo teenagers with nothing to do but smoke weed, sit around, and smoke more weed. B) senior citizens who sit in their houses all day that occasionally come out to drive their golf carts 1/4 mile then stop to realize they don't even live near a golf course, and drive back home. C) Preppy teens who hang out at wal-mart all day. D) latinos who rave about how awesome their latino heratige is. The most exciting event of the year is when st. George hoasts the senior olympics.. St. George is hot, and boring. It's like Las vegas, without all that las vegas has to offer. There's a church on every corner, and is extremely diverse... not. The nice thing about St. George is there's hardly any crime, compared to the rest of utah winters aren't so bad... but compared to California it's hell during winter. There is a very luxurious part of St. George which is very pretty. Unfortunately 99.9% of the population can't afford to live there. The people are really nice too, and it's only an hour and a half away from sin city.