squid man

1. Squid Man is a supernatural, aquatic deity who is associated with smiles, dances, and Vanilla Ice. When several people combine all of these in one situation (the dance must be squidlike), the spirit of Squid Man will bless them with long life and charisma. 2. Squid Man is an action taken, typically by one or several individuals which is a distinct dance done while in the sitting position, arms outstretched and waving like squid tentacles. The more people do this at once in a circle, the more squid-like momentum is built up in the center of flailing limbs. This can only truly be done while "Ice Ice Baby" is playing in the background. Don't knock it till you try it. Seriously, it will change your life.