Springfield

Best town in Union County, runs all other towns. Bullshitting through school by day and getting blazed as hell by night is what a Springfielder does best. Doesnt have a downtown because we dont need one. Dayton pride, magnet and private schools = gheyer than the sequel to waiting. Weekend means getting drunk as hell and smoking as many j's as one can afford. A Springfielder actually appreciates what they have, because unlike snobby rich kids from other towns, we work for our cash. The top is for jews, the bottom is for life. Right next to union for those needed Dairy Queen trips. When you go out at 3am, expect to see a bunch of kids walking around with slushees (PC & NG cred). Yeah we head to westfield downtown every once in a while, but that's just because we need something to laugh at. Oh you're from millburn? Guess who doesn't care? Everyone. Springhood pride, drive fast with the radio maxed and the windows down, hit us up on the east side where the real shit goes down. Kenilworth's chill, RP's ight, mountainside homies, but don't forget your skin color. Union has bros but got its pick of losers. Maplewoods alrite, Summit got it's share of gangsters and gays. Springfield will mess up any other town in a fight, don't forget it. We don't have gangs, we have friends. Outsiders looking for trouble find it fast. Dont bring no weps, skin like the old days if you're a man.