Splinge!

Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works. Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered. 'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts. 'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller. 'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same. 'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger. 'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup. 'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!