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Shitty little crawlers that don’t deserve to be here, what the fuck do they even exist for. Nothing. It’s just something half the population hates, me personally I DESPISE these demons for paralyzing me in fear by just moving, and I hate it when people go like “It’s just a tiny bug how does it hurt you” it hurts me by making my soul leave my body. They make me feel physically and mentally ill, god help me how do people live knowing there is a tiny horrifying arachnid waiting for you to open that door. I once had a spider crawl on my skin, never recovered. And a little mystery is how they just appear out of absolutely nowhere, they just go on and exist. You can look at a wall once, look away, look back and there it is!! I’m just so fucking tired of them, i hope they go extinct, what purpose do they even serve? Curing cancer? Treating hospital patients? DID NOT THINK SO! Not only are they gross, scary and just toe curling. But they are also useless. I need them GONE, GONE!! AWAY!! they just make me want to cry, and I have cried over them before. When I realize there is one In my room I immediately run out and hope it will just disappear. But when I realize I actually have to kill it myself I cry because I have to approach it, goodbye and thanks for listening to my rant.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol

Megan W. Dec 15

Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.

Andstubbedmytoe D. Nov 12

This T-shirt is a high quality product. It fits perfectly and is very comfortable as well. I'm totally satisfied with the product and recommend it to everyone. Not to sound like a commercial or anything, but I really am impressed! Check it out for yourself. If you're thinking about buying something, go ahead. I'm sure I'll be buying more for a few friends soon. Thanks guys! I love this shirt! For real.

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My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.

Bobby L. Oct 30
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This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.

Peter P. Oct 26
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

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I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

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Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

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