SOYOS

British acronym standing for Sort Out Your Own Shit. It can be used in a number of different ways:- 1. When a co-worker has made a monumental fuck-up, doesn't know how to deal with it and comes bleating to you expecting you to sort it out' 2. When a friend, acquaintance or relative who is a total retard with a totally incoherent life attempts to give advice on some minor problem you are experiencing. 3. When children who have left the family home and resent any queries from Mum and Dad as to how they are doing make some cock-up and expect sympathy and solutions from their long-suffering parents. 4. When some-one, who should know better makes a decision, makes a ridiculous decision which is detrimental to them, their family or their friends. In many cases SOYOS can be used in conjunction with when the going gets tough the tough get going.