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Southwick Tee

The Truth is that Southwick is a badass town of which has gained infamy in the surrounding towns. Southwick residents well the younger generations are notorious for going places and causing chaos. It is not a rare occasion to see someone from Southwick being escorted by police from an event or being banned from them. It’s not unusual for Southwick residents to be seen in surrounding towns and making a scene like for example Suffield. It is not unusual here to know 6 or more people with D.U.I.s. or someone who totaled their vehicle drunk and walking away from it. In the winter it’s about snowboarding, snowmobiling, drifting your car, and chillin on the lake. In the summer it’s about running from the 5-0 on the dirtscoots, pitscoots and quads, going to nationals, having fires, pickin tobacco, hittin shit with your car, Tom Petty and partying out on the lake. All year it's about smoking the reefer drinkin the beers trying to get your dick wet or your clit touched doin the occasional Berk or DRR. Getting an Arny at Shell, a buff chick at Gigi's II, a chicken pita at Village, curly fries at The Summer House. Smoking mad blunts at the gorge, playing hacky sack. 99% White and .00001% African-American. All The Girls aren’t gorgeous. Southwick once was the party spot but as the generations go on the parties don't. Carson Has Bangers and no one can disagree. Have you had a kegger in your house? Ok then. Yeah Southwick is filled with Weed-heads but what’s the problem with that? Nothing.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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