Southridge Mall Tee
Southridge Mall is located on the South Side of Des Moines Iowa. It is the dirtiest, sketchiest mall in all of Des Moines. When driving up to the mall you will quickly notice that the car to parking lot ratio is about 1/10000. The parking lot is unnecessarily way too big for the whole 6 customers that shop here annually. This is ironic because malls such as Jordan Creek located in West Des Moines never has enough parking spots available. When entering you might get the vibe that you quickly want to leave when glaring down the vacant hallways of this mall. There might be a total of 3 stores open in this mall at any given point in time. Most of the time you will just walk by a place that used to be a store that is blocked off because they had to close down. Stores usually last I'd say about 11 days before they have to close down because they get no business. However if you do continue to walk around this mall you will guaranteed spot the "mullet lady" security guard. I think she lives at this mall. She walks around aimlessly and breaks up groups of Lincoln High School students larger than 3. Also there is a merry go round located by the food court. Groups of Lincoln High School students will ride this thinking they are cool. You may love, hate or be indifferent towards Southridge Mall. Whatever your opinion it is clear that God himself created this wonder mall and sent it from the heavens.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again