south shore tee

everyday after school and in the summer, just as the weather reaches 70, students at THS pack anywhere from 5-12 kids in their shitty beat up cars and drive to LC's South Shore. By day, the beach is gorgeous and everyone knows that THE spot is directally in front of the parking lot, or past the pee pond on the other side of the fence. Girls tend to wear close to nothing, tan w/ obnoxiously huge sunglasses and wait to spot people they know, call them to their spot, talk for a while and when they walk away make fun of how their packing an extra 5 pounds on their ass. Sometimes they build up enough courage to enter the waters neer the rocks and stike up a convorsation w/ the "surfers." Occational volleyball playing neer the tide too. For the dudes its all about how many chicks numbers they can get. Also nipple peek-a-boo contests will be held. Trucker hats, avaitors, and a shaved chest are a must when you have a penis at south shore. Football, soccer, volleyball and sometimes hackey sacks are played with awaiting the night time spendor of the Shore. but by night is a whooole diffrent story. All the old people, small chirldren, and fat chicks leave by 5. This is when the real partying begins. Fires are made by the pits and BYOB is a way of life. Everyone comes together around 1 fire, mingling is importang. There is nothing better than sitting by the fire, someone palying an acustic guitar in the background and swiggin' a Bud Light.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

  • Soft, lightweight everyday tee
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
  • Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Every order personally reviewed
  • Returns & defect-free guarantee

Customer Reviews

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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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