Sofia

Most people thinks that it is a name but it actually stands for: Silly Obdurate Fucking Incredibly Annoying girl. Her natural habitat is a duplex and it is often vegan, but she occasionally consumes human souls. S.O.F.I.A.s spend their time flexing about the moral superiority that being vegan provides her. They are very interesting people, and that is their best method this rare species has to hunt their meals, so better be careful if you see one. If you ever get in their sight, escaping is not an option, so consider yourself a lucky man for seeing one is the best thing you can do.