Sockboy

Sockboy is a name given to an individual who's intellect is lacking, in the same way that 18 cans is a six pack short of a carton. A sockboy is believed to have been created from the mixing of a discarded tub of yogurt containing the lactobacillus bacteria and the semen contained in an old football sock used by an individual for the purpose of hiding stains on the bed sheets from his overbearing mother. The two ingredients came together in a rubbish bin alongside a football oval and after a suitable gestation period, through the warmer summer months, the Sockboy emerged. Sockboy's have a particular penchant for lego, are highly allergic to wool so only ever wear nylon socks and are avid users of Spokey-Dokes on their pushbikes. They can be affectionately refered to as Socky.