soccer

The most popular, over-rated sport in the world. You are lucky to see a score every 30 minutes. People say that soccer is "hard" and all about "Skill". That dosn't make it exiting or overly fun. People act crazy at the soccer, especially afterwards. There is always usally riots, torched cars, bashings, and that's just what the winners do. Supporters of the losing team nearly always cry after every match, no matter how insignificant it was. They have been known to attack supporters of the other team, cut themselves, throw themselves off of balconies even cut off their genitals with bolt cutters. You better not think about even nudging the player with the ball or you'll get a yellow card. And Heaven forbid if you even accidently trip your opponent, you'll be sent off with a red card. Exiting events rarely happen, and the score is often a draw. For a real sport try basketball.