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Smokela Tee

"Smokela" Some vsco borderline sociopath insomnia troglodyte that is overflown with anxiety guy I met on xbox, he was hiding in a bush as Junkrat trying to contest the payload. now at this point i should've just thrown my Xbox out of the window but for some reason i choose to lay in that bush aswell as junk. he aks's me to kill him and i 10/10 would tbh past forward. he also loves to write fanfics about dead by daylight characters most of the time it would go like mikey stalking some survivors in the toilet and Bill being and eggplant and pig sniffing asses and it would all go downhill from here and would end up being some orgy with killers and survivors. one day i left him in voice with a playing "puking sounds for 10 hours" and he said he enjoyed it. Today i beated up Snoop dogg for making a song about me and it turned out hes a little fat bitch called miley cyrus and after that i beated up his family dogs and pets and then he went in the hospital and i sued him for sueing me i mean i fucked his dog in the ass Hit or fuck, guess they molested the kids huh you got a pervert i bet he didnt want ya small ass he gonna find another kid and he wont miss ya he gonna spin and hit the vagina like wiz khalifa does it say "I'm still here" Smoke: WHO CARES!? (after seeing Mitsukie from naruto) "He could be a pedophile" funfact my cat said "meow"which roughly translate to: i got your uncle in my basement and im raping him now Humanity would be better without humans

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11
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