Smithtown Tee
An affluent suburban town located on the north shore of Long Island, New York and about 1 hour away from New York City. Population is 95% white and the ones who aren't are usually picked on and singled out for not being white. This is not just referring to the children, it also refers to the adults. The town has 2 main High Schools Smithtown West and Smithtown East most people that attend both schools often say that they "hate" Smithtown. However, they ones who say that are usually the same people that try to act like their from the ghetto or have their parents pay for their brand new Jeep or Mercedes. The word "nigger" is also used as often as the word "faggot" is used in online gaming (very often). The kids from this town are also very scummy often stealing from the mall or local stores in town, even though their parents probably own a couple high-end luxury cars or boat or both. The girls from this town are snooty, rich, and insecure, they often trash others because they're not wearing American Eagle, Abercombie, or Hollister. This is also a town that likes to write gun threats on desks, toilets, walls and on pretty much anything that ink will show up on. Things to remember about Smithtown: If your not white, your gonna have a bad time and ignorance is about as common as turkey on Thanksgiving.
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨