Slob

A slob is someone who is a very dirty, lazy, and ugly person. They never clean, and you never know when you'll find in their rooms. You don't want to step a toe in their cluttered disgusting habitat. But although slobs live in a gross environment, doesn't mean they're bad people. Slobs are pretty much the most amazing people you'll ever meet. (see also fugly wugly.) Even though they live nastily, they're pretty great. Not to mention very attractive. They're so amazing, that you put aside their gross habits and just love them, it's kind of impossible not to. They're the sweetest most perfectest person ever, even though their rooms might not look it.