slipknot
SLIPKNOT!! Jesus H Christ, how can you listen to that bullcack? It doesn't consist of musical talent, it consists of about ten silly buggers in not-very-realistic Hallowe'en masks jumping up and down and screaming incoherently into a microphone, while beating the shit out of a drumkit! What's the point? If I wanted to hear that kind of shit, I'd go and listen to a badly fucked tractor dragging a dying horse out of a cesspit (cheers NME.) It's relentless! "DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN EVERYBODY SCREEEAM! DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN..." it never ends! That's not "goth" music, that's not even music, I wouldn't let my brother wipe his arse with one of their records. And that's saying something, believe me. Slipknot is one of the biggest piles of sloppy dog-wank I've ever heard of.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |