Slee-Slaw

A red-headed, fugly step-child that lives next to Grandma Polly and lies about their "friends". They take at least 30 baths a day, and love water just a little too much. They throw all of their good clothes on the dirty floor, just so they can wear the same outfit 3 times a week. They claim to have made up words, when in reality, they were never a part of it. They usually hang around people with Mulch Disease and act like they're cool. What to do if you ever come in contact with a Slee-Slaw: 1. Do not befriend them, no matter what. 2. Do not, under any circumstances, give them your phone number. They will call you non-stop, bugging you about how "bored and lonely" they are. 3. Don't talk to them for longer than 5 minutes. They tend to be a bit of a succubus.