Skinny White Boy

Very easy to identify in Highschool. Wears baggy clothing that makes them look like a twig, and they walk rigid like they have a stick up their ass, and/or somewhat bent over. They never know where to put their arms or legs. Their lack of self-confidence radiates into everything they do. They often stutter or say something stupid which makes everyone around them cringe. They are fixed into a constant state of embarrassment, as if everyone can see them naked and knows just how much they jerked off last night. Contrary to popular belief, you do not need to be thin, Caucasian or male to be a Skinny White Boy. It is more of a phase/emotional state/syndrome some males develop when they haven't grown their balls yet.