skeet

During the early 1400's, the ancient african tribe Jawamba used to celebreate the coming winter season. During the late fall months they would select a female to represent the earth. On the day of the winter celebration all of the men in the tribe would dance around her while flogging their willies and chanting "ahhh skeet skeet skeet." Eventually they would all blast their juices upon her like a flock of seagulls taking flight. After she is covered in the white man sauce she looks like the dark earth covered with snow. After the celebration, the tribesmen invite the rest of the women in the tribe to lick it off of her.