sixty seven

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was very bored, and he had no woman to satisfy his 'needs'. This man's name was Greg. He took a trip down to the local mall to find some 'hot bitches'. However, the hot bitches were nowhere to be found - except that redhead on the sidewalk, but she was gone pretty quick. She had nice titties. Anyway, he stopped in the local hardware store to pick up a crowbar to smash some 'nigs' with. When he got home, however, the 'nigs' were nowhere to be found. He went inside with his crowbar and got a good idea. He fucked the crowbar, and it has been forever known as sixty seven (67).