Sith

1545, from L. insithiosus "deceitful”, from insithiæ (pl.) "plot, snare, ambush," 1 A person, usually female, whose sole purpose in her sith life is to inflict paralyzing mental anguish upon those unfortunate enough to be caught in her crazed mind web (see Vortex) 2 Operating or proceeding in an inconspicuous or seemingly harmless way but actually with grave effect: a sithlike dormant illness. 3 A girl who thrives on mind games of the most evil nature. This type of Sith does not eat, drink or sleep. She is a parasite and her host is the untouched most vulnerable part of your brain and soul. Like bacteria, this brand of Sith is capable of asexual reproduction. It creates an identical copy of itself without contribution from another source. This Sith comes in various forms, from attractive to hag-like and decrepit. Their insides are all alike, a dark chasm of unimaginable torture. Her seed may be planted with a seemingly harmless question or comment. Once the victim makes eye contact, or foolishly engages in conversation with this type of Sith, their death process rapidly increases. Victims can be identified by rapid pacing, profuse sweating, constant shaking of the head coupled with deep sighs, and eventual incoherent babbling. 4 A powerful species that cloned a female homo sapien between the ages of 18 and 55 who shepherds for the devil. 5 Of or relating to The Dark Side.