Simpistan

The one Middle - Eastern country that the U.S doesn't want to set foot in. As the name suggests the country's largest demographic are Simps. Their favorite thing to do is turn on their computers, login to Twitch, TikTok, and of course OnlyFans(Ur GF's real source of income". They then proceed to spend their whole days jacking off, and making "supportive" comments in hopes that their favorite "content creator" will notice them. The craziest part about all this is the fact that they make money off what many people in other countries would consider to be a waste of time . The average Simpistani makes around $200 PokeCoin an hour. That equates to roughly 2 USD. As you can probably tell, the Simpistans most imported items are soft tissues, socks, lubricant(Lubriderm, Aveeno, and some oil from Saudi Arabia), and of course computers. GDP: About as low as their social skills National Anthem: "Eat My Ass" - Belle Delphine National Food: Every Soy product imaginable Simping is so ingrained in the country's culture that every year on December 31, they gather in Justin Bieber Square and toss all there "hard" earned money at statues of the following: Alinity SSSniperWolf Pokimane BernieTikTokGirl Neekolul Belle Delphine