Simp Tee
Someone who intentionally goes to the locker bay to see their crush walk past. Someone who stays up late to talk to their crush when they know they should sleep. Someone who stares at their crush in class begging for them to look a them back. Someone who gets butterflies way too easy. Someone that would pick up their crushes pen when the pen is closer to the crush. Someone that day dreams scenarios about their crush. Someone that would make themselves look nice in the morning just for their crush. Someone that would buy fly kicks to get their crush's attention. Someone that would stare at their crush and stalk their social medias. Someone that takes drugs or drinks while thinking of their crush. Someone that relates love songs to their crush. Someone that can't get their crush out of their mind. Someone that laughs loud to get their crush's attention. Someone that changes themselves for their crush. Someone that can become unhealthily addicted to thinking of their crush kissing them. Someone that wears nice underwear just incase they get lucky with their crush. Someone that puts lipgloss on in front of their crush purposefully. Someone that talks about their crush all the time but even when they try not to they still do. Someone that can't focus on their homework because of their crush. Someone that would do their crush's homework for free. Someone that smiles when they crush's name is mentioned. Someone that would do anything to get with their crush.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.