Simp
Any attention devoted to females one finds attractive that wouldnt otherwise be devoted is simping. This accounts for a baseline of human kindness which varies by person. If a stranger has bike problems and I help him fix his bike, I was being a bro. If it was a hot girl, it wouldn’t be definitive proof of simping as the bro action prior makes for reasonable doubt. Additionally, there is a simp to laid ratio because nobody ever got their dick wet without a little bit of simping. There is a ratio where a certain amount of simping can get you a certain amount of pussy. If one is simp efficient and gets laid a lot with minimal simping, they are tactically simping. If the opposite is the case, then they are a beta cuck simp. Also let’s not forget finish line simping. If you are very close to getting laid, simping to get over the edge is understandable and generally encouraged.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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XS | 27" | 16½" |
S | 28" | 18" |
M | 29" | 20" |
L | 30" | 22" |
XL | 31" | 24" |
2XL | 32" | 26" |
3XL | 33" | 28" |
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XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |